October 20, 2000
Come ye young hero,
if it's treasure you seek.
Be forewarned though, for many have tried,
and yet I still live.
From the mighty avatar
to the lowly squire.
All have met their doom
within these earthern walls.
They come in packs,
none brave enough to face me alone.
They quiver and shake in mortal fear,
knowing it is only death i give free.
While my hides are rare
and my riches many.
Think carefully young hero
before entering my home.