Medievia Mudslinger

December 29, 2004

Medievian Trade Rhapsody by Effie

Is this a real wagon?
Doesn’t feel like a fantasy
Caught in a trade run, no escape from mobfactions
Opened my eyes, looked up to the skies and saw –

I’m just a poor mage, caught in a firestorm
Casting is easy come, easy go,
Mana's high, hit-points low,
Anyplace the strands fall, doesn’t really matter to me.

Vryce, just killed a wolf,
Put my fingers to its head, mumbled words and now it's dead.
Vryce, my trade had just begun, but now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Didn’t mean to call the pack,
If I’ve still got freight this time tomorrow
I’ll trade on as if nothing really stopped me.

Too late, spectral dogs have come,
Sending shivers down my spine now I’m fighting all the time.
Goodbye freight - I’ve got to go-
Gotta leave you right behind and face the demon.
Vryce, I don’t want to lose my load.
I sometimes wish I’d never valued at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a rogue.
Shield room, shield room, not gonna watch my freight go.
Here comes trolls and kobolds, lots and lots of fighting for me!

I’m just a poor mage raising money for my family,
I’m just a trader with all the mobs chasing me;
Spare my wagon from this monstrosity!
Freight's easy come easy go, Flee!

Will you let me go?

Blocker! No, we will not let you flee.
Let me go
Blocker! We will not let you flee.
Let me go
We will not let you flee.
Let me go
Will not let you flee
Will not let you flee.
Let me go

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Lions, wolves, pigs let me flee
Vryce has a Fire Demon’s Hell put aside just for me!

So you think if you track me and I wont use wizards eye?
So you think you can maul me and leave me to die?
Oh factions, my clannies wont let you do that to me this time,
Just gotta get res’d, just gotta get res’d right outta here!

Trading really matters, anyone can see that, trading really matters to me.

Original lyrics at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/112599.html

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