Medievia Mudslinger

November 4th, 2001

The Problems with Reclassing - By Zerokia

I pushed a button to reclass,
Then yelled "Cleric" with a shout,
But then I said aloud, "Alas!",
There were no clannies about.

I pondered and pondered what to do,
How would I get out of here?
I looked out far, through and through
And I also searched near.

No exits appeared for me to take,
No hidden secret staircase or room,
In front of me was a fiery lake,
I was trapped on a rocky tomb,

I wanted to take the easy way out,
A dragon summon I did try,
Being so small, I started to pout,
No flying mount would reply.

I started down the great descent,
Without stopping for time to think,
I realized what levitate meant,
In the water I would only sink.

So, what do you think is the lesson today?
Be sure this is what you will do,
Make sure that if you can't get away,
Take a potion of swirling blue.

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