August 15, 2000
You know it's kind of hard
Just to level up today,
Our clannie's kinda new
But he makes it anyway.
He may not have the stats
And he may not have guile,
But if he wears slacks
Well then at least he'll have style!
So don't debate, this player's fate
He's really kinda iffy but we'll keep him anyway
He's gonna run the zone, and die alone
Three times today, three times today!
So what he doesn't rate, he'll learn to compensate
And you know he's gonna try a little harder the next day
The clan needs good newbies
So (hey! hey!) do that newbie thing!
He needs some new duds
And he wants 'em to be nice
But none of his buds
Had the stuff that would suffice
Now he's running half-naked
Sees PKers as he pass
And if he looks twice
He'll be turning up grass!
Now he's getting a new tally
Donation's in the box
He ordered both the kinds
Now he's slicker than a fox
Friends say he's trying so hard
He's gettin it quick
So watch his backstab
And look out for his trip!
So don't debate, this player's fate
He was really kinda iffy but we kept him anyway
He's gonna run alone, and rock the zone
Three times today, three times today!
So now he's just top-rate, he don't procrastinate
And you know he's gonna try a little harder the next day
The clan needs good newbies
The MUD needs good newbies
So let's get some more fresh newbies
And (hey! hey!) do that newbie thing!
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