Medievia Mudslinger

May 20, 2000

An Ode To Medievia- By Damanien

Medievia, you beautiful land,
Spreading so far and wide,
Many times I have visited,
And many times have died.
Dragons, mephits, bandits, and thieves,
All have spilled my blood,
Tornadoes and hurricanes and meteors too,
Once drowned by a flood.
Though to all of your beauties I gallantly sing,
And wonders hidden in your land,
I have but seen few, I'm afraid,
Because my butt always gets canned.
But my love for you still holds strong,
And always will stand true,
Though I have to say I'm getting sore,
And very black and blue.