December 29, 2004
(A Medievian’s adaptation of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer")
My life got run over by Medievia,
Being tired and bummed at Christmas Eve.
You can say that I’m a crazy crackhead,
But look at me and you will surely believe.
I’ve been playing Med for far too long,
Can't recall the newbie times.
So what if I'm a local double,
A year's long enough to start a lot of whines.
Experience forms are off a-running,
And zones learn to fear our ways.
Wittermark, Yldari, Seanstrean,
Thanos, Spiderwode - oh, I could list for days!
My life got run over by Medievia,
Being tired and bummed at Christmas Eve.
You can say that I’m a crazy crackhead,
But look at me and you will surely believe.
Being CPK’d Christmas Eve
Tells me that I’m out of luck.
As I watched my equipment get stolen,
I exclaimed out the bad word that rhymes with "duck".
Sorting out my hard-gotten equipment
With the discards on the ground
Made me start to mutter,
"Why couldn't everyone sac the things they found?"
My life got run over by Medievia,
Being tired and bummed at Christmas Eve.
You can say that I’m a crazy crackhead,
But look at me and you will surely believe.
As zones were getting a cleaning,
A lovely Fishing Quest appeared.
And I can’t help but start to wonder,
"Are the local fish around here getting weird?"
But I joined the quest anyway,
And caught a dozen big catfish.
When asked if I reeled up a lot,
All I can think to say back to them is, "I wish!"
My life got run over by Medievia,
Being tired and bummed at Christmas Eve.
You can say that I’m a crazy crackhead,
But look at me and you will surely believe.
Original lyrics and music are found here: http://www.always-safe.com/grandma.html
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