Medievia Mudslinger

November 11, 2000

It's all about Medievia, baby - By Geraden

It's all about Medievia, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about Medievia, baby
It's all about Medievia, baby
It's all about Medievia!
It's all about Medievia!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be players? PKers? Flayers?
Goin' to the Spire of Kirys Ayr's?
Formin' up with all the Dragon Slayers?
Runnin' through Shadmire wastin' dwellers and bears?
Yeah, achin' to play 24 hours a day
Who really needs sleep anyway?
Got my 95 million gold in the bank
Wearin' more armor than a German tank
I've got all the Donation EQ,
With spare Tallies in my locker when I wanna wear two
Four regen rings: two silver, two crimson
If you really want one, well then go buy it on auction!
If you want to get rich quick, on me you should bet
Won my tenth herobattle this hour without breakin' a sweat
It's all about Medievia, what?
The City of Med smells, and it sure ain't perfume
Got twelve newbies in every room!
They're all shouting, "Where's donation?" and "Where's the darn hotel?"
You don't know how to camp yet? Well isn't that swell?
You scarf down food so fast you can't even taste it
But I don't eat or drink, I've got a life bracelet
You come running up to me, asking, "Hey man, wanna fight?"
I'll whip ya using nothing but my light!
You can't even lift one mithril bar
My level 1 Petwars Pet is stronger than you are!
Yer flyin' from Med City to Trellor, and wonderin' why
I'm travelin' on foot, and still passin' you by
And when I call a dragon, man, he pays ME to fly!
You wanna kill me in CPK? Ha, just don't even try!
The backlash from my fireshield alone will cause you to fry!

It's all about Medievia!
It's all about Medievia!
It's all about Medievia!
It's all about Medievia!

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be players? PKers? Flayers?
Goin' to the Spire of Kirys Ayr's?
Formin' up with all the Dragon Slayers?

Alright, tradin' run time
Wanna come form with me, hah?
Make 4mil profit on the catastrophe?
They call me the Tradin' Lord of Med
Wilderness map's tattooed on my forehead
You yell "Look out behind you, it's a xorn!"
Hah, man I was killin' those things the day I was born!
"Oh no, it's bandits and trolls now!" in fear you shout,
But my five charmed phantoms will take 'em out
Hounds tearin' up our freight now? Well alright!
I'll make a blanket out of their fur tonight!
Most of my equipment is made of dragon hide
Took a green one for a ride, killed Zeksagmak on the side
I terminated everyone in Eliminator
Passed ya on the Ladder, "See ya later!"
Like Superman, all weapons just bounce off my chest,
Everyone stands behind me in a Portal Quest
I'm the Master of Chaos, I'm sure that you've heard
Won the last Scrapple game with my very first word!
I told ya there's no room in my clan now, but don't whine,
'Cuz all of the members are kids from my Bloodline.
You all line up at the new entrance to the 'Combs
I cleaned it out in one minute, so go back to your homes!
With all that I've done, well, don't you find it odd
That they just smile and nod when I ask to be a God?
What?

It's all about Medievia!
It's all about Medievia!
It's all about Medievia!
It's all about Medievia!
What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be players? PKers? Flayers?
Goin' to the Spire of Kirys Ayr's?
Formin' up with all the Dragon Slayers?
WHAT?

A parody of Wierd Al's parody 'It's all about the pentiums'


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