December 30, 2000
An Interview with some of the Residents of Trellor - By Mhordamis
Part One - An Interview with the Trellor gate guards:
Mhordamis: I understand Trellor has become one of the least interesting
places to visit since --
Trellor gate guards: Have you noticed the flock of tourists we've been
getting this month?
Mhordamis: Yes, I have. If you'd let me finish.... However, although Trellor
struggles in tourist attraction, would you --
Trellor gate guards: Have you noticed the flock of tourists we've been getting
this month?
Mhordamis: Again, with the interrupting. Please, sirs, let me finish. Now,
would you agree that although tourist appeal is at a minimum for the City of
Trellor, the City's income has remained steady due to trade?
Trellor gate guards: Yeah, there's a lot of trading going on this time of the
year. I saw a bard come in through here the other day.
Mhordamis: Er, who cares about the bar --
Trellor gate guard to Trellor gate guard: Really? We got to go see him. I bet
ya he's playing over at Heron's.
Mhordamis: Sirs...
Trellor gate guard to Trellor gate guard: What would Heron need him for? Heron
just hired three or four minstrels recently, and they're filling up his tavern
with drunkards of the worst kind.
Mhordamis: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE COMMANDER BRINGING IN STORMWATCH?
Trellor gate guards: Why the hell did he send for the Stormwatch? I can handle
anything that comes through this gate.
Part two - An Interview with a few Trell followers in the Temple of Trell.
Mhordamis: Hello, and thank you for welcoming me to your temple. I understand
all those who are cleansed of any impurities are welcome into a house of Trell
the White, and, baby, I'm all sorts of pure.
Priestess: Hello, and welcome to our temple. All who are cleansed of any
impurities are welcome into a house of Trell the White.
Mhordamis: Uhm... yeah. I know. I tend on hitting the choir show upstairs in a
little bit. Do you want to come...?
Priestess: While you are here, I must insist that you see the priestesses and
the choir perform their song that praises the Goddess of Light.
Mhordamis: ...and after the show, I'll probably take a walk in the tranquil
gardens. I want you to come, if you want.... Maybe we could talk... hold
hands...?
Priestess: The tranquil gardens you can find to the east and west on the first
level of the temple.
Mhordamis: WELL FINE. OH, JUST BE LIKE THAT.
Part Three - An Interview with the Choir
Mhordamis: Hey, guys, AMAZING show. Great voices. I'm the guy who threw the
rose up on stage, in case you were wondering.
Priest: O, Trell the White we worship her, the darkness is her fight.
Mhordamis: Er, yeah. I know. I'm close friends with her.
Priest: O, Trell the White the evil dies, at her pure touch of light.
Mhordamis: Well, okay.
Part Four - An Interview with Bonk (the bodyguard of Heron's Tavern), Heron, Eldrick,
Ozymandias and Soleil.
Mhordamis: So what's up, B?
Bonk: Watching the tavern, wielding a club.
Mhordamis: True, true.
(Heron appears from the doorway)
Heron: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!
Bonk: WASSSSSSSSSSSSUP!
Heron: Yo, who's that?
Mhordamis: Yo, unblock your tells!
Heron: Hello?
Eldrick: WASSSSSSSSSSSUP!
Heron: WASSSSSSSSSUP!
Bonk: WASSSSSSSSSUP!
Eldrick: Yo, where's pookie?
Mhordamis: Yo pookie!
(appearing with an ear-splitting bang)
Ozymandias: Yo.
Eldrick: WASSSSSSSSSUP!
Bonk: WASSSSSSSUP!
Ozymandias: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP!
Eldrick: AHHHHHH...
Bonk: AHHHHHHHH...
Ozymandias: Hold on.
(appearing with an ear-splitting bang)
Soleil: Hello?
Ozymandias: WASSSSSSSUPPPPPP!
Mhordamis: AHHHHHHH...
Ozymandias: AHHHHHHH...
Soleil: AHHHHHHH...
Eldrick: AHHHHHHHHH....
Mhordamis: So what's up, B?
Bonk: Watching the tavern, wielding a club.
Mhordamis: True, true.
Part five - An Interview with a runaway winged Ioio from E'urdin Zilartzen, who was getting
tanked in Heron's Tavern.
Mhordamis: WASSSSSSSUP!
a winged Ioio: ZMJXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXUK!
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