June 13, 1999
40 things that can happen to you as a dedicated Medievia fanatic! -- By Vorador
- Consuming 2 weeks of caffeine just so you can stay awake for a entire
double exp day.
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Playing for 76 hours straight, living on a diet of Hersheys and Pepsi
while watching a Star Trek TV marathon using the reflection on your window.
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Attempting to actually find the Jade Monkey... with no success
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Making your friend across town log on to be fodder for an evil dragon.
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Laugh at anyone you know who rather a MUSH to a MUD (Medievia :P)
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Making your neighborhood listen to your profanity after loosing your
freight on the last bit of a 5 hour trade run.
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Laugh at someone who makes a personal comment on the wrong channel, then
you make the same mistake!
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Waste 1 million on the slots in MedLink.
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Ignore the thousands of starving people in 3rd World Countries as you are
hungry and thirsty but do not have the ability to create food or water.
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You have a stroke when you find out your Frostreaver missing, then after
falling down on the floor about to shrivel up and die, you remember you
forgot to quaff a misty.
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You install SubWoofers to your computer so you can hear that "groovy
sound" of Phase In.
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Pray and try to convince the Gods "Thou is NOT confused".
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Laugh at any Cleric that actually practiced the spell "Attune"
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Realizing "c harm me" is not good when trying to kill a Mercenary.
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You smash your modem as it drops out during a CPK against the best hero
in the game!
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You scream out "THE SKY IS FALLING" when you know there is going to be a
reset!
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Asking your girlfriend/boyfriend to refer to you as Prince/Princess
(INSERT MED NAME HERE).
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doing a social command (e.g. Waving at the computer screen)
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NPKing for the first time and realizing you DO NOT get to loot the eq.
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Shouting "NAIL HASH" or something to that effect when a Nashite is
shouting "HAIL NASH" (No offense to clan Nashite - only clan that came to
mind..)
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Giving up a date with a really good looking person because you are
currently DC hunting.
- Realizing you cannot be a "perfect" Warrior, Thief, Mage or Cleric
without some donation item!
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Attempting a Mudslinger article to get that item!
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After being rejected by Mudslinger giving in and actually paying for the
item!
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Trying to consistently fish beside Omawarisan!
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Poke Omawarisan or Baalzebul at least once, laugh and run like hell!
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Asking your girlfriend to dress up like Soleil!
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Asking your boyfriend to dress up like Vryce!
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Name your brand new puppy "Cuddles"
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The "1" key on your keyboard breaks off after constant spamming of the
spell Demonfire ! ! ! ! !
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You mush up all of your food so you can suck it through a straw while
playing Medievia
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You have tried and tried but still your friends do not believe you have
seen a Vampire selling mirrors at night.
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Since you began playing Medievia you have had a MASSIVE fear of being
stung by huge swarms of wasps
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You get a personalized numberplate for your car and it reads "I CPK
NEWBIES"
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You are foolish enough to trust what Omawarisan says!
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Saying to your formation, "Its only 1 SpellCaster"....
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Getting a passer by to Resurrect you because of that 1 Spell Caster!
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Setting up triggers that make you "Unstoppable" then going into a battle
and remembering you forgot to put a ; in it!
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You feel smug around all your friends because you wield Frostreaver and
they only wield Anarchist!
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Make the neighbor hear your profanity again as you were killed and lost
your slippery bucket!
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