Medievia Mudslinger
October 17, 1999

CONTEST #5!!!! - By Rapscallion

The song below is a Medievia-themed song written by Rapscallion. He has withheld the title to propose a competition. He dares you to find the name and singer of the original song, the one the song below is based on. All correct entries will be placed in a drawing to take place on Saturday, October 23rd. The prize for completing this task is ONE MILLION GOLD!! Rapscallion will take all entries at geb@fuzzface.demon.co.uk. Please include your Medievian name as well as "Competition Entry" as your Subject. To enter the drawing, the answer must contain both the original title and the name of the author. Do not Mudmail him entries, and do not send any entries to Soleil! :)

Rapscallion has produced a competition with a mysterious difference - even he cannot find out the full details of the original to this song. He knows the original song and even has a good recording, but cannot find out who sang the song back in the 50s/60s. The usual million gold is offered to the first one out of the hat who gets just the title correct, whilst an extra half a million gold is offered to the winner of another draw of those who get the singer's name and substantiate it with an URL of an existing resource on the World Wide Web with the details (lyrics would be a decent bonus).

Again, the winner will be decided by Saturday, October 23rd.

Good Luck to all!


Darling, oh darling, we're not the same....

When you see me you only flirt,
I wear armour while you wear a skirt,
I create my water but you buy beer,
When there's men around you always leer.

Roleplay, roleplay, I don't need,
Roleplay, roleplay, can't you see?
I'm off to start a PK war,
While you flirt with the newbie next door.

You change your description every day,
You never run zones, just link and play,
You always bounce right into my lap,
Can't get you off even with a slap.

Roleplay, roleplay, I don't need,
Roleplay, roleplay, can't you see?
I'm off to start a PK war,
While you flirt with the newbie next door.

When we lurk deep in the mines,
I've got to recognise the signs,
You flirt with me, it don't look good,
I'm being socialed when I'm covered in Blood.

Roleplay, roleplay, I don't need,
Roleplay, roleplay, can't you see?
I'm off to start a PK war,
While you flirt with the newbie next door.


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