Medievia Mudslinger

December 23, 2000

Medievia-mas Carols - By Karina and Rapscallion

Walkin in a Witter Wonderland (sung to "Walking in a Winter Wonderland")

Written by Karina, song idea by Mordroc

Dryad's cast, trip or bash them!
Wisps are sanc'd, best dispel them!
We'll sing a nice song,
As we go along,
Walking in a Witter Wonderland!

In the zone we'll be knocking down the xp,
Like nothing you have ever seen before,
We'll have lots of fun getting some xp,
Until they come in to pk us some more!

Later on we'll retire,
And we'll dream by the fire,
We'll sing a nice song,
'Bout how we went on,
Walking in a Witter Wonderland.

***

We Wish You a Lag-Free Christmas (sung to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas..duh)

by Karina

We Wish You a Lag-Free Christmas
We Wish You a Lag-Free Christmas
We Wish You a Lag-Free Christmas
And a Spam-Free New Year

Good XP Vryce brings,
To you and your clan,
Good XP for Christmas-
And a lag-free New Year!

We all know that xp's coming,
We all know that xp's coming,
We all know that xp's coming,
So BRING IT RIGHT HERE

Good XP Vryce brings,
To you and your clan,
Good XP for Christmas-
And a lag-free New Year!

We Wish You a Lag-Free Christmas
We Wish You a Lag-Free Christmas
We Wish You a Lag-Free Christmas
And a Spam-Free New Year!

*****

O Little Clantown that I have made (sung to the tune of: O Little Town of Bethlehem)


by Karina

O little clantown I have made,
How long I've worked on thee;
I cannot sleep or go xp,
Gammie will yell at me...
HELP-CTBUILDING is all I read,
My college texts lay by,
If I don't finish all these rooms tonight,
Then I will surely die...

*******

O Barklin Tree (sung to the tune of "O Christmas Tree" as if you needed to ask)

by Karina

O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Annoying me on traderuns!
O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Annoying me on traderuns!

Not only in the daytime,
But even when the sun don't shine.
O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Annoying me on traderuns!

O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Much pleasure don't thou bring me.
O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Much pleasure don't thou bring me.

For ev'ry traderun you will see,
I'm getting stalked by a Barklin Tree.
O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Annoying me on traderuns!

O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Surviving in an-y weather.
O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
I wish those lumber-jacks would get ya.

Each bough doth hold may-be 1xp,
Not even wor-th it to kill thee!
O Barklin Tree, O Barklin Tree!
Annoying me on traderuns!

******

Deck the ClanHalls (sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls")

by Karina

Deck the clanhalls with trophy heads,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hall invaders soon are de-ad.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now pk apparel,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Smack them 'round like so much chattle.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

"Sac your keys," I tell them, "Please!"
Fa la la la la, la la la la
My Vigilance they only tease.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow me in clanhall raiding,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Log their board and then sit waiting.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Remove light and then type hide,
Fa la la la la, la la la la
They'll gohall and soon will die.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

******

Spammy the Bloody Pk'er (sung to the tune of: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

by Rapscallion and Karina

Spammy the reddened PKer,
Had so many ticks of blood,
If you ever saw him
You would think it a flood..

All of the other pk'ers
STILL will laugh and call him names,
They never take ole Spammy,
Seriously enough to play his games!

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
TriggerMan came to say,
"Spammy with your hands so red,
Won't you duel till I am dead?"

Triggerman took Spammy to pieces...
And then he took over his spot!
Coz you just gotta be the best pk'er,
Whether it's fair or not!

***************

Dallon the Tradesman (to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

by Karina

Dall-on the Tradesman was a happy jolly soul!
With a really fast link and triggers galore
And two crimson rings of regen!

Dall-on the Tradesman is a fairy tale, they say,
For the way he goes and the links he blows,
People say there's just no way!

There must have been some magic
In that old modem he found..
For when he got it all hooked up,
His traderuns began to abound.

OH! Dall-on the Tradesman
Is alive as he can be,
And he passes all his days away,
Doing traderuns in the threes!

Bumping links, Bumping links,
Look at Dallon go!
Bumping links, Bumping links,
Raking in all that Dough!

Dall-on the Tradesman,
Knew prices at Ur-Vile were hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run!
We will have some fun!
Before ROFL gets in our way!

Up from Riverton,
With 8 clannies all in tow,
And another group running up from Lyr,
'Coz the prices were JUST that good, you know?

They met up near CoP clantown,
Just up north of that Ur-Vile
He shoulda brought some Val-i-um,
'Coz this took them quite a while!

He led them down to the Ur-Vile post,
Just a couple at a time,
Using packhors-es to take their freights,
And to make a hefty dime!

Dall-on the Tradesman
Had to hurry on his way,
To be with his wife
(Coz he has a LIFE)
After all had received their equal pay.

But he waved goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry! We'll do it again...
Someday."

Bumping links, Bumping links,
Look at Dallon go!
Bumping links, Bumping links,
Raking in all that Dough!

***********

Comb All Ye Faithful (sung to the tune of: Oh Come All Ye Faithful)

by Rapscallion, idea by Dallon

Oh comb all ye faithful,
Trooping to the War-room,
Oh comb ye, oh comb ye, for bags full of eggs.
Comb and drag newbies,
To the top of Mount Vryce.
Oh comb and clannies love you,
Oh comb and they'll beg pra-acs,
Oh comb and their EQ needs eggs,
Comb for your clan.

Shout, all ye newbies,
Beg for your first thousand,
Praise all the Avatars who grant ye the aid.
Comb and split Centipedes,
Gain XP by the bucket.
Oh comb and mephit backstabs,
Oh comb and Caveray drops you,
Oh comb and wind breaks all your loot,
Comb for your clan.

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The Newbie and the Hero (To the tune of The holly and the ivy)

by Rapscallion

The Newbie and the Hero,
When they are both in form,
The newbie gets little xp,
For he is just too young.

The Hero in the front ranks,
Protects his friend from harm,
Yet a magic fire room,
Makes them both feel warm.

The Hero gets his battles,
The Newbie tries PK,
Any who mindlink either
Can then watch them slay.

***********

The Newbie Xp'ing Song (to the tune of: Good King Wenceslas)

by Rapscallion

The newbie clan did look out,
On a double XP day,
Together they did give great shout,
Let us forth and sla-ay.
Loud the air with battle cries,
Land rent with dark magic,
The mobs said to each other,
"This is just so tragic."

"Bring me ticks for mighty spells,
Heartstone for new life..."
"Get off the phone you little wretch,
I need to call my wife..."
Cried the newbie in RL,
His link was fully lo-ost,
Now he could not practice spells,
That cast out shards of fro-o-ost.


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